Geez...Ya' Just Can't Have Fun Without Getting Arrested Anymore

A British man recently managed to make getting arrested for DUI an even more embarrassing situation. The "Daily Telegraph" is reporting that Paul Hutton was arrested for driving a children's Barbie car near his home in Essex, while drunk. The former aeronautical engineer had been helping his son with a "car mechanics course" and decided to take their finished product out for a spin. He was pulled over while on the road and found to have a blood-alcohol-content nearly twice the legal limit. Hutton, who has admitted to being a "complete twit," has been banned from driving for the next three years. He will also have to pay a small fine. The car has been confiscated by police for the time being.

What next?  DUI's for riding a skate board?  Riding in your Red Flyer?  How about roller skates?  Will you lose your license over that one?